Because I know that what the internet really needs is more people putting sad, hungry monkeys* on their cellphones, here’s my latest attempt to sell out: ringtones sampled from “Beautiful (Have Another Plum)”.
Even low-fidelity home recordists can make our own ringtones now. Download the format you need here, and enjoy your calls in a way that’s bound to not sound like whoever’s standing next to you.
*Yeah, apes. I know.