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AI to translate cat faces.

5 March 2025 grant 0

Nature: Scientific Reports wants you to know why your cat is making faces at you. They’ve published a study that uses artificial intelligence to decipher “CatFACS codings”… Read the rest “AI to translate cat faces.”

SONG: Hashtag Exclamation (#!%^)

25 February 2025 grant 0

SONG: “Hashtag Exclamation (#!%^)”. (OGG version here.)

ARTIST: grant.

SOURCE: Based on “‘Just give me the f***ing links!’—Cursing disables Google’s… Read the rest “SONG: Hashtag Exclamation (#!%^)”

Get better searches by swearing at Google.

3 February 2025 grant 0

How are we teaching the learning-machines to speak? Ars Technica reports on the discovery (or revelation, maybe) that it’s possible to do away with that infuriating, inaccurate… Read the rest “Get better searches by swearing at Google.”

Lucid dreaming by phone

21 December 2024 grant 0

Science News shares an app created by Northwestern University neuroscientists that’s designed to cue your almost-sleeping brain to launch you into a lucid dream:

Before bed, the

… Read the rest “Lucid dreaming by phone”

Daddy-daughter alien decoding.

27 October 2024 grant 0

The European Space Agency reports on the team who successfully decoded an “alien” transmission actually sent by a probe orbiting Mars as part of a multidisciplinary project… Read the rest “Daddy-daughter alien decoding.”

Social media makes you weird.

23 October 2024 grant 0

Or at least, to be a little closer to what this Current Opinion in Psychology study is really saying, social media creates a false sense of what “normal” is, amplifying every… Read the rest “Social media makes you weird.”

One of the world’s poshest schools bans smartphones, issues Nokias.

11 July 2024 grant 0

How will the students play Bubble Cash? Mashable reports on what might be a smart move in favor of dumb phones at the upper-crusty English school Eton:

The all-boys boarding school, founded

… Read the rest “One of the world’s poshest schools bans smartphones, issues Nokias.”

SONG: Low Orbit Ion Cannon (a penitential Emperor X cover)

23 June 2024 grant 0

SONG: “Low Orbit Ion Cannon” (a penitential Emperor X cover).

ARTIST: grant.

SOURCE: This isn’t based on any research; it’s a cover of an Emperor X song recorded… Read the rest “SONG: Low Orbit Ion Cannon (a penitential Emperor X cover)”

Driverless cars, OK. Pilotless fighter jets? They’re flying now, too.

11 May 2024 grant 0

AP reports on a robot F16 that has just taken Air Force Secretary Frank Kendall out for a joyride courtesy of an AI fighter pilot:

Even though the technology is not fully developed, the service

… Read the rest “Driverless cars, OK. Pilotless fighter jets? They’re flying now, too.”

Does tweeting research help?

27 March 2024 grant 0

Nature, always hoping to increase the reach of researchers, has a study that shows using the platform formerly known as Twitter to share research will still boost your engagement online,… Read the rest “Does tweeting research help?”

AI stocks take a dive.

3 February 2024 grant 0

The Futurist calls the latest wave of the hype-cycle over for artificial intelligence, with news of AI companies losing an impressive $190 billion in stock value:

According to Deutsche

… Read the rest “AI stocks take a dive.”

Hacking the train.

27 January 2024 grant 0

Ars Technica recently reported on a new front in the “right to repair” war. A group of hackers broke into a Polish train system in order to overcome software that kept anyone … Read the rest “Hacking the train.”

SONG: Hymn of Acxiom (a penintential cover)

12 January 2024 grant 0

SONG: “Hymn of Acxiom” (a penitential cover). (available as .ogg here)

ARTIST: grant.

SOURCE: This isn’t based on research. It’s a cover of “Hymn of Acxiom,”… Read the rest “SONG: Hymn of Acxiom (a penintential cover)”

SONG: Burning Libraries

20 December 2023 grant 0

SONG: “Burning Libraries”. (available as .ogg here)

ARTIST: grant.

SOURCE: Based on The Guardian, 12 Oct 2023, “Researchers use AI to read word on ancient scroll burned… Read the rest “SONG: Burning Libraries”

App-driven gig-economy nurses.

27 November 2023 grant 0

The Markup looks at what it’s like when you start hiring nurses the way you catch a ride from Uber:

Gig nursing apps have become hugely popular with both nurses and investors, as an estimated

… Read the rest “App-driven gig-economy nurses.”

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  • Dr. Fiorella Terenzi, astrophysicist who makes music from cosmic radio sources.
  • Dr. Jim Webb, astronomy professor and acoustic guitarist.
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  • Symphonies of Science, the people who make Carl Sagan and others sing.
  • Giant Squid, doom metal about the sublime horrors of marine biology.
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